The world - according to Axa!

1. If I like it - it's mine.
2. If I saw it first - it's mine.
3. If it looks like mine - it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you - it's mine.
5. If it's in my mouth - it's mine.
6. If you put something down - it's mine.
7. If you forget something - it's mine.
8. If it's mine - it must never be yours.
9. If it used to be yours - get over it.
10. If it's broken - it is yours.